Audi A1 Forum banner
1 - 1 of 1 Posts

12 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Tesco installed a medical machine for £5 and a urine same, it would diagnose any condition. When Jim went with a sore elbow, the computer printed out reading.

"U have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks"

Impressed, Jim wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tapwater with dog poo, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture. When he tipped it into the machine the printout read.

" 1. U'r tapwater is too hard. Use fabric softener.
2. U'r dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics.
3. U'r daughter is on cocaine. Get her into rehab.
4. U'r wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you keep playing with yourself, u'r your elbow wont get any better - WILL IT"

Thankyou for shopping at Tesco's.. :lol:
1 - 1 of 1 Posts
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.