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Some funny one liners

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* Can't remember how to throw a boomerang? It'll come back to you.
* I used to want to work at a muffler shop, but the work was too exhausting.
* Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
* A water buffalo takes his son to school and says "Bison."
* I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
* The duracell Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.
* I used to work at the blanket factory, but it folded.
* Without geometry, life is pointless.
 
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