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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,

'Where in the hell have you been'?

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo'.

A tattoo?' she frowned.

'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

I got 2 x £50 notes on my penis,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking'? She said, shaking her head in disdain.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred quid tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want'.

Larry is recovering in ward 23
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